irony is when you do not put your wallet straight back into your back against your better judgment.
painful irony is losing your wallet the very day after you withdrew $50 from the atm.
cruel irony is that the wallet contains all your cards. ALL YOUR CARDS. Every single last one. Now i will know what it costs to replace each one.
excruciating irony is losing the wallet someone gave you for your birhtday, which you loved so very much.
irony becomes a joke when all this happens the day before you know whether or not you are offered a job.
matric card: $50.
i/c: $100.
ez-link: $28.
cashcard: $10.
cash: $40.
atm card: $5.
total loss: $240 plus one beautiful gift of a black leather wallet from my lovely friend.
the lesson that loss teaches you: priceless.
this could have bought me a goddamn iphone. ok you know what, im going to get my goddamn iphone by this summer.
and, I am going to be less absent-minded and treasure my things ALOT more now.
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